Monday, October 18, 2010

I swear I'm adopted!

Okay, so today I'm officially calling my parents out. My strange obsession for fashion and super weird things have finally fully come to light! I realized this when I showed my mother this great new tweed Chanel inspired jacket that I have been fawning over for months. It was regularly $129 and I snagged that baby for under $50! That is a steal in my book. Besides, it's tweed and what doesn't go with tweed? Exactly! My mother proceeded to tell me that it was, "okay," and that I should know she is not into this whole fashion shebang. Depressing! So, I ended up in awe alone eyeing my yummy deals that I scored while I was in Tennessee this past weekend. What can I say about Tennessee? Hmmm...? I thought there would be a gang of toothless people walking around in cowboy hats with guns in holsters on their hips. Of course it was the complete opposite! As crazy as this might sound, I was on the hunt for an original pair of cowboy boots. Well, since my friends just wanted to sleep all day, that never happened. I would have probably scored a Stetson too while I was on a roll with the boots. When I really think about it though, the only proper place to purchase a perfect pair of cowboy boots is...Texas! I went to Green Hills Mall and it was hands down one of the nicest malls that I have been to in a while. Here are some pics of my great purchases and trip:

 Awesome visual @ Macy's in Nashville! Those are actually shopping bags turned into a dress! Too cool!
 Gorgeous gold window at Louis Vuitton
 Associate at M.A.C. I loved her hair and told her she just had to be on my blog! Ombre hair is in! (Oh, and def picked up some of my fav products while I was there): concealer (NW35), blush (breezy), eyeshadow pot (paradisco), liquid eye liner pot (carbon)
 Popped into Juicy Couture for a sec to check out the jewelry (had to get out of there quick before I bought this awesome locket)
 Gelato before leaving! Soooo good! Fruit of the forest (nice name...not).
 6 inch Bebe pumps I scored! better than spending $800 on the YSL Tribute Pump! I will go into the importance of EVERY woman owning a pair of basic black pumps later. That is a whole other subject!
 Cute silk beaded Bebe top. Looks great on!
 Tye-dye bandage skirt from Bebe (yeah, I was on a roll)
My cheap version of a Chanel jacket. It's actually from Express! I am in looooove with this bad boy! Def pairing up with my black Zac Posen skirt!

I know everyone loves this next part of my blog, hot and not, but today it's on pause. More pics to come. And yes, while in Nashville I saw some ensembles so terrible it made my head spin. I wasn't even fast enough with the camera because I was in sheer shock! Too funny. Well, hold on until next post and I'm sure you won't be disappointed! More pics to come from my camera too of my trip! And remember....if you think you were adopted (like me), buy yourself a pair of cowboy boots and it will make everything better. :)

Monday, October 11, 2010

Shoes, shoes everywhere, but not a drop to drink

I have recently developed a shoe obsession. I mean, I have always had one, but it has gotten crazy lately. Have you ever felt like you just never have enough good shoes. When i bought a great pair of black moto boots the first thought in my head was, "I wonder if these come in brown?" That just goes to show you that for me personally, there is always another great shoe adventure right around the corner. Something that took me a long time to realize was that when your shoes become, "busted" you need to just buckle down and buy some new ones. Now I know this is hard for many people, because I am one of them. I just threw away a pair of brown flat boots the other day and I think a tear slowly trickled down my face. Just the thought of my poor dependable boots sitting somewhere in a landfill made me sad to the core. Then, I envisioned all the other shoes I could buy to replace those and the thought of justifying my purchases, so...I got over them real quick. My latest obsession are Converse, Clogs (non-Crocs people...I know what you were thinking), moto inspired boots, and nude classic pumps. Personally, I think every woman NEEDS a nude pump. It makes everything look sexy and classy. You just can't go wrong with this shoe I tell you. A moto boot gives an edgy feel to the prettiest of dresses or with a great plaid shirt. The clog is great for that bohemian feel mixed with hippie chic vibe. Speaking of a great feel. I ran into an awesome sale at Gap today. 40% off entire purchase (even sale). I debated getting another pair of 1969 jeans for $50, but I got 2 pairs of boots and 2 pairs of gymshoes for my twin nieces for only $27! They were adorable. Enough of the sale...here are some of my recent snapshots.

                                                   New hightop sneaks (Levi's)
MMmmmm.....jumbo shrimp! Snack time! Lol.
                 Plaid isn't just for lumberjacks! (Plaid shirt:
Old Navy, screen tee: Forever21,
        chain necklaces: Forever21)
(Clothes and accessories: Forever21)
                  I heart these t-strap clogs! Designers really put a spell on me this year with this fashion re-DO! Clogs showed up on a million runways this year. Chanel, Louis Vuitton, and Miu, Miu were a few designers that took the shoe to the next level. I looked up the history of clogs and hmm...pretty interesting. Did you know that clogs were orginally worn as a safety shoe for factory workers?

Let's see who made my best dressed list this time:
BEST DRESSED:
Cute and Casual + a bit of spice

                         Jamal wearing: A&F, Structure denim, and Converse, Jasmine wearing: all A&F How cute are they?
Kara wearing: Charlotte Russe Scarf and shoes, Forever21 denim, accessories Forever21, satchel from Europe
Theresa wearing: one shouldered Misope' dress, studded shoes, and bracelets
She always looks cute when I see her and is always wearing something edgy! And along with all the great fashion comes the bad! That's right, it's that time again......

OH NO SHE DIDN'T:
Coming out the house looking a hot mess

                           Ugg boots, white belt, belly top (you can't see the tragedy from the back thank goodness), and a head full of Albert Einstein hair! Wow, that was beyond too much to even comment on! At least the bag is cute (I'm always looking for the positive).
 Ralph Lauren classic on the bottom half and punk rock on the top. Can we just make our minds up here? This mohawk was just too much with the RL pastels.
Oh, don't try and cover up that saggy rump! You decided to come out the house in ill fitting pants and a midget pony tail. Double whammy!

Just to leave you with another great product I encountered. Go pick up a bottle of So Sexy Smooth Straight & Silky Styling Mist from Victoria's Secret. Wow, that was a tongue twister. If your hair is a frizz factory it will lay it out without making a big old buildup mess. And you can pick up two more things from the line all for only $25! I would go with: Style Tame & Smooth Instant Detangler, Style Brilliant & Glossy Shine Mist, Style Clean & Go Dry Shampoo, and the Smoothing Shine Serum. All good choices!

That's it for today and hope to see you next post! And remember...dress to impress if you don't want to end up a mess (on my list). Too funny!

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

To Crocs, or not to Crocs?

So, I've decided that I might just commit one of the worst fashion crimes known to man! I might purchase a pair of Crocs! My feet have been killing lately and Crocs might just set the pain free. Of course the only time that I would wear these atrocious shoes would be at home, in my car where my feet are not visible, or a quick trip to the grocery store (at night of course, with a hoodie on, and Jackie-O sized sunglasses on). Today was beautiful and I figured I would celebrate the sun. I wore a pink button up peasant top from The Limited ($5.00), Forever21 jeans ($14.50), black Aztec sandals from Forever 21($22.00), an awesome bracelet I got from a Native American trading post (I heart it), silver Forever21 cuff ($5.80), dangle feather earrings ($4.50), gold aviators from American Eagle ($3.00-they have the best sunglasses), and a cute little headband to give it the full hippie vibe $.25 (from Native American trading post). I think getting dressed for work has to hands down be the best part of my day. Oh, and the Starbucks grande iced vanilla coffee everyday! :) What to wear tomorrow? Hmm....I think I'm going to pull out my tribal maxi dress, jeweled sandals, and make a fringe vest from an old black tee shirt. A headband is a definite on this ensemble as well. I will have to post pics of the vest (if it works out). Lawd, I saw a couple of denim tragedy's today. I never could understand why women don't find the best fit for their jeans. It's either one of three things. 1: you have absolutely NO friends to tell you what your butt looks like, 2: you are just being plain lazy and don't want to try on a couple of pairs to find the perfect fit, or 3: the pockets are looking a little empty and you don't want to save up a bit to spring on a great pair. If you or a friend you know have denim issues here are some of my favorite denim choices: Gap-1969 long and lean fit ($50-$60 + 30% off w/ code: SHOPBIG), Express- skinny leg Eva curvy fit ($80 + buy one get one 50%), Joes Jeans-the best friend easy fit ($163+ free shipping). On the flip side, I did pick up some pics of people rockin' denim the right way and in their own style.


Never mind, I guess they are still ugly!

Silver and copper wrap around Native American cuff. I heart this!
         American Eagle Aviators
   Anorak (a must for this season), box print dress, black Express tights, suede boots
 Sushi break....yum! And my Coach bag
      Angelica wearing: distressed denim, suede riding boots,oversized sweater, simple tee
   Allie wearing: Victoria's Secret Pink tee Forever21 lace vest, Old Navy denim, and Target leather riding boots
   Nick wearing: the perfect man bag....that's all I have to say!Oh, and the denim is perfect too!
      Haven't you ever just thought it was beautiful outside?

           OH NO SHE
       DIDN'T!:
           DENIM
         Now, I love a good ensemble of double denim, but this is just plain terrible! Can we find a fit that doesn't make you look like a stick tree on the bottom and a linebacker on the top? And what's with all the extra at the bottom? The tailor only costs $3 to hem those!
Someone help before those jeans ignite and set the gas station on fire! The fit in the tush is completely undesirable and the extra under the butt looks like she's hiding money! Don't get pockets that are set too high or too close together or your butt just might end up like this.


So, I figure I will post every other day so I can get some extra yummy footage to share will all of you! Another adventure waits for me tomorrow. This week I also think I will focus on wearing all my super steal fashions! And remember followers...heels hurt bad, but don't they make an outfit look oh so good?

Sunday, October 3, 2010

So Im Herrrrreee!

Hello all my anxious fashion lovers! I finally decided to go ahead and start my own fashion blog. I figured I would call it FASHUNMASH because that is my style. Anything goes and all mixed up! My views on fashion are that...well, there are no rules. Just as long as you take a look and make it your own. I always get a ton of questions about what to wear, how to wear it, and if I can make something for someone. Well, this is the place where all your questions can be answered. I encourage everyone to ask me whatever you want and I will give you my best opinion possible. Also, be on the lookout for the weeks best look, photos of my daily wardrobe adventures, oh no she didn't, and more! Speaking of oh no she didn't....I went out this past weekend and witnessed a terrible tragedy. A girl wearing see through panty hose and a g-string! In WHAT alternate universe do you do that? I wasn't fast enough with my camera, but I'm sure I will encounter another one of those moments again. lol. Who knows, you might just get major props from me and end up on my best dressed list though. It's nice to know that in my curvy girl world there can be a voice for everyone. That's it for today, but always remember...the fashion police do exist people!